Riley

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Est. 1996, certified Avatar fan. Movies are my drug and I'm always chasing the next high.

Favorite films

  • Avatar
  • Donnie Darko
  • Hellraiser
  • The Batman

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  • Revenge

    ★★★★½

  • Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

    ★★★★★

  • Invasion of the Body Snatchers

    ★★★½

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★★½

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★½

    "Say it or I'll eat the rest of your placenta, bitch!" might be one of the best lines ever said on film.

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  • Revenge

    Revenge

    ★★★★½

    The last ten minutes see our female protagonist hunting down a completely nude man. Coralie gives the people what they want.

  • Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

    Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

    ★★★★★

    The big debate between Batman fans is which is the better film: The Dark Knight or The Batman. The real galaxy brained people know that the correct answer is Mask of the Phantasm. Tells a more dramatic, emotional, and compelling story in 74 minutes than most films do in 120. We need more superhero films like this.

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  • Speak No Evil

    Speak No Evil

    ½

    "Why are you doing this?"
    "Because you let me."

    Fuck this movie.

  • MaXXXine

    MaXXXine

    ★★½

    The more I sit with this, the more I dislike it. A solid first two acts that's dragged by a third act that feels more like fan fiction than a satisfying conclusion to the trilogy. We should've left this at two films and been done with it and I hope to god that rumored 4th film doesn't happen. Mia Goth will always be a star, but Maxine might be a one hit wonder.