The Place Beyond the Pines

The Place Beyond the Pines

2012
★★★★★ Liked Watched 1

Ryan Gosling is so good in this it makes up for Bradley Coopers lack luster performance 

One time I watched this movie on mushrooms and planned out a whole bank heist with my roomate. 

Great movie tho Blonde Ryan Gosling in a cutoff Metallica tee riding a motorcycle what more could one want

Mickey 17

Mickey 17

2025
★★½ Liked Watched

Batman is really weird in this one… Don’t like the whole inner monologue storytelling crutch going on either. Do like whatever it is that mark ruffalo does tho

Coraline

Coraline

2009
★★★★★ Liked Watched

The cat is the true protagonist. Also I would smash the other mother.

Conan the Barbarian

Conan the Barbarian

1982
★★★½ Liked Watched

Dope ass swords ✅
Arnold ✅
80’s Titties ✅
Great old school effects ✅

This movie FUCKS

Freaky Friday

Freaky Friday

2003
★★★½ Liked Watched

Idk y but the whole body swap thing happening being somehow connected to an Asian lady and her Chinese restaurant feels racist but it also works

Scary Movie

Scary Movie

2000
★★★★★ Liked Watched 1

Not much to say this movie is goated 
For me Anna Faris is on the Adam Sandler, Jim Carey, Will Ferrel level as far as comedic acting. 
The Wayans brothers are hilarious. 
Shannon Elizabeth is hot as fuck. 
Shannon Elizabeth is hot as fuck. 
Jokes written in 2000 are still platinum in middle school hallways 25 years later. 
Did I mention Shannon Elizabeth is hot as fuck?

NANA

NANA

2006
★★★★★ Liked Watched

Thank you demon lord 4 this shit slaps

California King

California King

2025
★★½ Liked Watched

Unexpected twist at the end was good but this movie felt very dry. It has its moments but it also kinda of lulled at multiple points. 
I did really like the Wes Anderson esque shot of taco and tatro on the back of the motorcycle sticking there heads out behind the motor biker dude. 
Good fun crime comedy

Labyrinth

Labyrinth

1986
★★★½ Liked Watched

The bog of eternal stench is what David Bowie calls your mom’s pussy… sorry I had too. This shit is goated tho