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  It was good but it lacked…… substance.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★½ Watched 23 Jan 2024

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★ Watched 11 May 2024

  There were some dicks, but not enough for me to start enjoying tennis.
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