Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  recreate this with Elon musk

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  Ratatouille 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  why is that one rat so fucking buff

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2024

  Austin butler has no business looking THAT horny while being bald and with no teeth

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  Notorious 1946

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 May 2023

  I didn't know I NEEDED to see Ingrid Bergman drunk driving (my favorite pastime) but this movie proved me wrong

  In all seriousness though Hitchcock nails the balance of fantastic composition and performance to create a fun, thrilling, suspenseful romance that ticks all the boxes for me

  Also, it's so funny when they say Bergman "looks terrible" when it's literally impossible for her lmao