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  The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc 1999

  Watched 25 Mar 2025

  a truly bastardised and hollywood-ified depiction of St. Joan's epic story.
  felt like the movie could not decide how seriously it wanted to be taken as it would follow gory and heartfelt moments with incredibly stupid and facetious one-liners. "now that's what i call booty" right before murdering and r***** a woman? dont piss me off

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  Foe 2023

  Watched 21 Mar 2025

  proper minging

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  Anora 2024

  Watched 17 Dec 2024

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  Top Gun: Maverick 2022

  Watched 05 Jan 2025

  this specific flavour of propaganda worked on me. i’m enlisting in the us navy

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