I rate films exclusively on emotional impact, anything that makes my tiny calcified heart feel anything is 4 stars automatically
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The Substance 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
god willing this is the last time i will experience what this movie made me feel.
good:
1. genuinely affected me in a way entirely unique to this movie
2. incredibly well made and inventive outside of a few weirdly edited scenes
3. if i have understood its themes correctly then it communicated them more than effectively
4. *points at monster* ITS THE MONSTERbad:
1. ew eww eeewewww gross yucky nuh uh gross bad eew ew
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