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  Predestination 2014

  ★★★★ Added

  I was watching this movie with my ex girlfriend and was trying to figure out who Sarah Snook reminded me of in the Unmarried Man makeup. I laughed so hard that I passed the fuck out when I realized she kind of looked like Steve Smith from American Dad.

  By the way, every time I forget what this movie is called (Which is often) I look up “Movie where Ethan Hawke fucks himself” and google gets it right. That fucking rocks. This movie sucks hard in the key of core, but I give it four stars for making me laugh the hardest I ever did.

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