Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Honestly, not the worst MCU entry. Definitely was expecting a lot worse. Sam probably has better speeches in here than in his show. But like seriously, where the hell is Bruce. They literally made a sequel to the Incredible Hulk without the fucking hulk. Isn’t he kinda just chilling or something? He would have been really useful.

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  Dog Man 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  Really loved that George and Harold cameo.

Popular reviews

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  The State Funeral of HM Queen Elizabeth II 2022

  ½ Watched 27 Sep 2022

  Her whole death was pretty fucking mid. I mean even her husband had a better death arc than da quen. Seriously, his death was pretty hyped up with him looking like a walking corpse and all and the payoff was incredible. She could’ve went out in style like Diana, but no she had to die peacefully or some shit. What a fuckin joke.

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  There Will Be Blood 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2022

  Why is everyone thirsting after Paul Dano when reviewing this film. The man looked more akin to an incel priest than he did sexiest man alive. He was fantastic though and I want to drink his metaphorical milkshake.