Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  minus one star because Mickey 18 and 17 didn’t eiffel tower their girlfriend in a 14 minute sex scene like it’s BLUE IS THE WARMEST COLOR. coward!!!

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  Bikram: Yogi, Guru, Predator 2019

  Watched 26 Feb 2025

  4 things bikram doesn’t like: 
  1. cold weather
  2. cold food
  3. cold heart 
  4. cold pussy

Popular reviews

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  Harry & Meghan 2022

  Watched 16 Dec 2022 2

  damn, queen elizabeth has been real quiet since this dropped… 👀

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  One Day at Disney 2019

  ★★½ Watched 05 Dec 2019

  me: that train conductor making minimum wage?

  bob iger: we hosed him when he was sleeping in a train car cause he couldn’t afford to live in california. we pay him in dreams and dreams alone. no money. he is very lucky to work for Disney.