Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  I can’t tell you my relief when Ivan fucked off for half the runtime. was seriously on the verge of turning off because of how annoying and unlikeable the character is

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  1 john malkovich is not believable as a popstar. 2 none of these songs would have made anyone a cultural icon

  
  an amalgamation of so many other things that have been done better. but ayo has a lot of great fits in this and it’s fun enough :shrugs:

Popular reviews

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  The Curse 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Jan 2024

  the cringe comedy has been done better in nathan’s other projects, the surrealist horror done better by the return—since this is what a lot of people seem to keep drawing comparisons to.
  added points for the lampooning of white liberalism in action tho.

  the big takeaway is, I never realized how big of a fan I am of emma stone until 2023. she’s so good in this!

  overall, an enjoyable watch, if not mind-blowing.

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Dec 2022

  how tf kubrick got us scared and horny at the same damn time with this one

  truly a master(bator)