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  Renfield 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Feb 2025

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  amazing acting, incredible cinematography, horseshit audio. absolutely did not help that ellen was whispering half the time and count orlock had the thickest romanian accent known to man (i'm literally romanian and i could barely understand him)

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