Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Zero subtlety allowed.  Just a full, lingering blast to the face. Really leans in

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  Stowaway 2021

  ★★½ Watched 21 Jan 2025

  Cool story. Poorly written. 

  Waking up in space is a new fear of mine.

Popular reviews

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  Home for the Holidays 1995

  ★★★ Watched 28 Nov 2024

  A timeless glimpse into how insufferable family is and has always been. Hella comforting to watch a 30 year old movie and relate to it so much.

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  Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Oct 2024

  Somehow this pirates vs Pokémon movie is more sexually stimulating than porn….

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