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  Juror #2 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  I don’t even have a joke for this one, the movie is just so good go watch it. Really splits the legal system glazers from the wheat type flick 💸

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  Wicked 2024

  ★ Watched 25 Dec 2024 1

  They get taught by talking goats but they see one green girl and freak out

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  Prisoners 2013

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Feb 2024

  Copious amounts of Jake gyllenhaal doing the light skin stare

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  Fear Street: 1978 2021

  ½ Rewatched 24 Oct 2023 1

  Straight bum booty cheeks britta fell off movies ass and the ginger girl from stranger things makes me wanna yarp my breakfast every time she’s on screen her acting is straight ankle sweat she fr embodies the feeling of your jeans bunching up on the back part of your knees you know that hinge part where your jeans bunch up that shit sucks anyway movie is ass

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