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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Apr 2023

  Fun movie!!! The pacing wasn't the best but all the references were great, and I'm more satisfied than I thought I'd be. Jack Black went HAM though, he clearly had a great time in this role, lol

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  Tetris 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 31 Mar 2023

  I went into this movie expecting Tetris and came out with Tetris...but also a shitton of other stuff. And I'm honestly so taken aback by how entertaining and charming it all is, as well as how stressful it was at certain parts. The visuals were enticing and fun, Taron Egerton absolutely ate up his role in this completely, as did the whole cast, really, and this score is just incredible. Even with its flaws, it's just a solid film from start to finish.

Popular reviews

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★ Watched 24 Dec 2022

  This falls so damn flat compared to Knives Out, where the characters were fleshed out and actually had power and, well....CHARACTER. They had a role to play, while these characters are just...dumb and ragdoll-like in behavior. I couldn't remember most of their names for the majority of the movie, seeing as they feel thrown in to take up space, and there were so many things that felt inconsequential. At least two MAJOR plotholes happened five minutes apart from each other…

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  Thor: Ragnarok 2017

  ½ Watched 01 Oct 2022

  Maybe it's because Marvel managed to make a Norse God genuinely uninteresting but this movie is like if 12 year old middle schoolers had a "yo mama"-off and the kid who said he had the best one laid down a fart in the form of a sentence and nobody laughed at it.
  In other news, Hulk ass. Gave me goosebumps.

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