Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 01 May 2022 1

  David Lynch says product placement in movies is “total fucking bullshit”

  And yet David Lynch also wrote the line “HEINEKEN! FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!”

Recent reviews

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  Alita: Battle Angel 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  my name is ido

  i made the battle angel

  it was difficult to put the pieces together

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  Kraven the Hunter 2024

  ★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  they got chameleon right by portraying him as an absolute twink. that guy could definitely be taken out by a fucking baseball bat.

Popular reviews

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  Five Minutes of Pure Cinema 1926

  Watched 14 Oct 2021

  How cinephiles detox after watching a Marvel movie

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  Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 2023

  Watched 05 Dec 0022 9

  please don’t have time travel, please don’t have time travel, please don’t have time travel, please don’t have time travel, please don’t have time travel, please don’t have time travel, please don’t have time travel, please don’t have time travel, please don’t have time travel, please don’t have time travel