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Recent reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Jul 2024

  MMMMMOOOOOMMMMMYYYYYY DDDDDAAAAAAAADDDDDDYYYYY UUUUNNNNLLLLLEEEEAAAASSSSSHHHH MMMMMEEEEE

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  Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse 2015

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Jul 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  South Park: The End of Obesity 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 24 May 2024

  Why watch Furiosa when you could watch a literal drug war between milfs, cereal mascots and 4th graders.

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  Alien: Covenant 2017

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 24 May 2024

  I need someone to play me like David plays the flute

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