Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  John Wick 2014

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Not even half as bad as what I’d do if someone hurt my dog. 💯% Valid crashout

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  Float 2023

  ★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Who dat little bih with the pickle stand

Popular reviews

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  Purple Hearts 2022

  ★ Watched 11 Jul 2024

  Listen hear snowflakes…

  If you ain’t beating up your drug dealer and committing war crimes then you’re a liberal sissy. 

  Let’s be honest, the worst crime committed by this movie was making me listen to the worst songs ever known to man kind for 2 hours

  Peaches is my wittle baby

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  The Idea of You 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Jul 2024

  Harry styles has done so much for the economy by existing. 

  Trying to put myself in her shoes and feel the vibes but I just am an age gap hater guys you know this already. 

  Movie ate tho Anne Hathaway is my literal real life birth mother I adore her.

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