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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Dec 2024

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  Nope 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Jul 2022

  Amazing. Do not watch in 4dx though, that shit was annoying

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  Meet Joe Black 1998

  ★ Watched 28 Mar 2020

  don’t even get me started this movie was such an acid trip what was going on. If you made me watch it for 29 straight hours then asked me what it was about I wouldn’t be able to orally explain the plot or describe some of the scenes. For starters let’s discuss the 20 minute long 70s porn sequence that is the two leads having sex for the first time. You wanna know how to make Brad Pitt, the sexiest…

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  Sherlock Holmes 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Mar 2020 3

  I feel like I can’t logically review or rate, simply because of Robert Downey jr’s blindingly rakish attractiveness. Also because everything sounds better when said in a British accent.

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