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Only the elite watch cinema on Zoom at 11 am PST & 8 pm CET. Official pirate of the movie butts.

Favorite films

  • Men in Black
  • Total Recall
  • Rat Race
  • The Fall

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  • West Side Story

    ★★★★★

  • Once in a Blue Moon

  • Dune

    ★★★★

  • Wait Till the Sun Shines, Nellie

    ★★★★

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  • West Side Story

    West Side Story

    ★★★★★

    The choreography, dancing, sets, costumes, cinematography are beyond incredible. Every Mike Faist action-dance sequence is pure magic. Rachel was born to be a star. She is an incredible talent & oh so pretty. WSS actually pisses me off so much because the characters are all frustrating and force you to hold on tight as they sprint to devastation.

  • Once in a Blue Moon

    Once in a Blue Moon

    I’ve been searching for this movie for ten years and I found it on a Reddit page. I think about this film all the time, specifically the scene when the kid opens his chest to reveal mechanical cogs, the dad getting a bucket of chicken when the mom goes out of town. I loved all the weird tangent narratives and visuals when I was a kid. I think growing up my household played this film a lot simply because Simon Baker…

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  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World

    ½

    When it was over, I said, "oh."

  • Civil War

    Civil War

    I was a victim of the ANTIFA massacre and this film.

    Naïve puppy dog eyes, “wvould you phodogrwaf me if dey shwot me?”

    The images that this film presents to us are not new to humankind, most of us have seen images of bullets through the heads of war victims and turned away. Civil War adds nothing to the conversation about war photography that’s been happening since the advent of photography. This film does a good job of showing trauma…