Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  bram stoker did it so much better

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  The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009

  ★★★ Watched 05 Oct 2024 1

  why am I team jacob

Popular reviews

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  Fantastic Mr. Fox 2009

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Aug 2023

  props to cuntastic mrs fox she carried, i especially like the scene when she and fantastic mr fox were arguing and she said “i shouldn’t have married u” like okay graduated from servington university. ash listened to olivia rodrigos sour album on repeat back in 2021 but progressed into being emo, i truly appreciate the black shadows the stop motion animators put around his eyes to really annunciate his edgy teenage phase.

  neither ash or kristofferson (goofy ass name) r…

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  Carol 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Dec 2023

  “please don’t be angry when i tell u that u seek resolutions and explanations because ur so young. but u will understand this one day. and when it happens, i want u to imagine me there to greet u, our lives stretched out ahead of us, a perpetual sunrise. but until then there must be no contact between us. i have much to do, and u, more.”

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