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Recent reviews

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  R.I.P.D. 2013

  ½ Added

  I was having the best day of my life, absolutely on top of the world, then I watched this shit movie with my dumb friends and life sucks again.

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  Jurassic World Dominion 2022

  ½ Added

  Absolute bottom-of-the-barrel garbage. None of the dinosaurs even act like animals. They're just treated as monsters and the movie isn't even centered on them. The nostalgism is so lazy and overt and meaningless, it's disgusting. Dragging in beloved characters to give them pointless tasks and have them feel nothing like themselves. So many forced moments and so much contrived nonsense. It mostly feels like things only happen because the director thought it would look cool.

  If you're a Jurassic Park fan, skip it.

  If you're a dinosaur fan, skip it.

  If you're a film fan, skip it.

  If you're a person, skip it.

Popular reviews

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  Yoga Hosers 2016

  ½ Watched 10 Apr 2022 1

  Literally the worst movie I've ever seen and Kevin Smith should be in jail for it.

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