Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Chungking Express 1994

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  This man really had the audacity to ask “do you like pineapples” while flirting with a woman💀  but seriously if I hear all the leaves are brown one more time I’m going to lose it

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  American Beauty 1999

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Kevin spacey playing a pedophile… so not really that much of a stretch

Popular reviews

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Finished just under the wire during Oscar commercial breaks😎  I would like to thank my seasonal depression, p*rating sites, and my lack of significant other for helping me accomplish this feat of all 10 best pic noms

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★★ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  Really tried to go in with an open mind but just about lost it when they started singing penis to vagina