Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 2020

  ★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  this film was bad but i am convinced that it would’ve been improved if the setting was changed. consider: instead of landing in bumfuck america, sonic lands in mersyside, we watch as he develops a scouse accent and learns the trials and tribulations of humanity all the while he’s a football hooligan

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  Zombieland: Double Tap 2019

  ★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  hungover my stomach is eating me from the inside

Popular reviews

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  Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Feb 2025 1

  renee zellweger’s pursed lips, brilliant cinema😮

  i see my future and it is bright. ☀️ crying throughout i love being a women 💛

  ps this is literally an alternative reality fanfic where keir starmer dies before his political career

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Jan 2025 1

  a cautionary tale for women gooners 

  urgh i loved it so gothic so macabre and when i left the cinema i was cooking chicken and a bug fell out of my paprika. did not expect the experience to be 5D but helped with the mood!! omg also?? jump scare, it has the cutest cats??? was such a delight

  the baddies from childhood past cast in this, chefs kiss (sex god aaron taylor johnson). 

  also another freaky girl christmas classic! loved…