Favorite films

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2025

  sick mustache tbh

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Jan 2025

  warhammer chaos spawn

Popular reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★ Watched 04 Dec 2024

  mid but the armors were very cool i had a massive erection during the marching scenes and ships are epic as well im gonaa jerk off i think

  also wtf was going on with the monkeys

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  Das Boot 1981

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Jul 2024

  film so good it made me really just sat there for 3.5 hours rooting for nazi soldiers lol. incredible, the acting, the music, the characters, the tension... incredible all around. easily the best war movie i have ever seen yet. feels so realistic its like a punch to your stomach, hauntingly clear depiction of the realities of what millions of people went through in war.

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