illegalpriest

illegalpriest

Favorite films

  • The PriceMaster
  • Aguirre, the Wrath of God
  • Southland Tales
  • Pee-wee's Big Adventure

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  • Grabbers

    ★★★½

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★★

  • Smile 2

    ★★★

  • Nobody

    ★★★½

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  • Grabbers

    Grabbers

    ★★★½

    Pretty great horror comedy creature feature. I’ve seen people reduce it to just Tremors in ireland. it’s well more than that. Uses it comedy themed of alcoholism and workaholism to its fullest extent. The special effects held up better than I expected. This is a rewatch for me as a saw it on Hulu when it originally came out I believe. I was worried the micro-budget effect would be worse over time. A solid romp.

  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★★

    Maybe some recency bias, but I loved the hell outta it. 

    Black bag has a hyper-specific cinematography: yellowish-cream, blue(not too saturated), touches of brown, and what I would describe as a gloss trim. Lights are somewhat blown out or diffused or haloed. I’m not sure the right terminology on describing the lights. Shot on video, but the way light is captured feels like a nod to film stock, but it’s not trying to fool you. Costumes and sets had a…

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  • Love Hurts

    Love Hurts

    What a fuckin turd

    This was a rough draft at best. “Hello, my name is character and this is my motivation. Check out this quirky character trait” is the usual opening line of a new character. The tone is off-putting. Bits of extra gore become more distracting than anything. Love Hurts is also a prime example to screen test romantic couples. I am cringing now as I type this just thinking about the romantic coupling sharing a screen kiss. The…

  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★½

    An Agatha Christie-like closed-door murder mystery…without the murder. 

    Conclave is very well paced. Everything feels in harmony. Just enough meat for each actor to deliver great performances with. Twists big and small galore. Set and costume design so perfect that that’s the main way humor is delivered to cut the tensions here and there. Feels like a complete enough story right before the final twist. And that final twist isn’t the worst thing ever, but does have the stink of…