10 & 9.5/10 - 5 stars
9 & 8.5/10 - 4 1/2 stars
etc.
pfp: Paris, Texas (1984)
I love you Ted Man-Thing pleeeeeeaase come back 😭😭😭😭
7.5/10
They tried to do GotG but in the Quantum Realm.. and maybe if they had EDGAR WRIGHT they could do it. But nooooo let’s give it to Peyton Reed and push Edgar out because he wanted to make a GOOD movie! Fuck you for that one Marvel.
I liked the ooze guy though Veb was cool can he come back for Doomsday. And the socialist ants too.
3/10
Down there as one of the biggest slopfests Marvel’s ever made
Honestly wayyy better than I was expecting. Not mind-blowing by any means, but still easily one of the best seasons of Marvel Disney+ TV they’ve made (not really saying much but still it’s fun).
7/10
A comedy right after getting my wisdom teeth removed was probably not the best idea. But worth it.
9/10