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  Pixels 2015

  ★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  It is now canon that Tyrion Lannister had a three-way with Serena Williams and Martha Stewart.

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  The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists! 2012

  ★★★½ Rewatched 06 Mar 2025

  proud to have never been as down bad as charles darwin

Popular reviews

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  Crimes and Misdemeanors 1989

  ★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  can't believe they finished on her pistachios

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  Joker 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Jan 2025 1

  "what kind of clown carries a fucking gun?"

  incredible film. will i ever watch it again? don't think i'll have the strength. incredible nonetheless.

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