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Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  A bottle episode (filled with holy water) and spiked with ghost pepper extract for the most tense experience you will have in a movie about old catholic dudes writing names down

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  City of Ember 2008

  ★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  For casting, Harry Treadaway is easily the most semi-ugly lead in a teen movie of the late aught’s i’ve ever seen 

  Also shoutout to the builders for making the deadliest log flume ever, they’re litteraly me playing Roller Coaster Tycoon 3

Popular reviews

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  Scarface 1983

  ★★½ Watched 08 Dec 2024

  It’s a good thing Tony’s rise to power is 90% offscreen, because it’s real hard to infer any sort of competence from the rabid fucking maniac he is in every single scene of this movie

  All that cocaine isn’t a prop it was actual coke they had on the set

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  Terminator 2: Judgment Day 1991

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 01 Oct 2023

  The blockbuster to end all blockbusters.

  Edward Furlong as pre-teen John Connor is so close to being Bart Simpson i’m constantly expecting him to tell the T-1000 “Dont have a cow man”.

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