Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Catch and Release 2006

  ★ Watched 16 Jan 2025

  one star for jennifer garner only

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  Failure to Launch 2006

  ★½ Watched 15 Jan 2025

  not even my faves could save this

Popular reviews

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Apr 2021

  i believe that this film is undoubtedly superior to all other films of hollywood. bella, in her fair beauty, dominates the screen with her moving performance and shy gaze. edward, on the other hand, mysteriously infringes upon the audience’s inner peace with his ravenous inhalation and arousal. jacob is a middle ground that provides brawns over brain, his long hair is inviting and everytime he is on screen i yearn to caress his locks. 

  twilight, in its complete and utter…

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  Ocean's Eleven 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Sep 2021

  it was cute but i was doing jigsaws while i was watching it so i was only really listened and i just watched fantastic mr fox so i was just imagining mr fox scheming whenever george clooney spoke