Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jul 2023

  Yes

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  Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Feb 2023

  Whole extra point just because of how dirty they did Mussolini lol

Popular reviews

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Jan 2023

  Some of y’all’s reviews make me feel like you watch movies like the critiques eat food… and honestly that just ain’t me. It was a great movie, ain’t nothing complicated about that.

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  Licorice Pizza 2021

  ★★ Watched 12 Oct 2022

  The movie should have ended 5 minutes in when the 25 year old woman made the normal choice and DIDN’T show up to the date with a middle schooler.... 

  I truly feel that this would have been an EASY 5 stars if Gary was 18- literally nothing about the movie and plot would have had to be different (besides the predatory undertones which wouldn’t be missed) 

  Acting 10/10
  Cinematography 10/10
  Pedophilia -100/10

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