Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  GoodFellas 1990

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Jan 2025

  I always forget that “Shark Tale” star Micheal Imperioli is in this. RIP Spider.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  I knew I’d love this just because I tend to spaz out over genuinely good gothic horror (Bloodborne playthrough imminent…) and also Eggers has yet to let me down. It’s peak. It’s kino. My initial impressions were great but it’s definitely lingering and I think I like it a little more now. I first had concerns about how Eggers adapting another piece of film might work out but he honestly does it with ease.  

  It’s some of his best…

Popular reviews

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  Prometheus 2012

  ★★★ Watched 19 Aug 2024

  The Reddit Tool fan’s Alien movie

  Well, I’ve been saying it’s time to watch this again for many many years and after finally doing it… I didn’t really like it. 

  Don’t get me wrong, there’s some very VERY cool ideas in it and I don’t think they’re executed horribly but my main issue is that just when they get good is when they move on. My main issue is the Engineers. Absolutely the most interesting part of the movie but…

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★½ Watched 12 Oct 2024

  Oh sweet Jesus. There are so many words that we’re going through my head while watching this but the one that kept coming was “nonsense.” This is absolute nonsense. It’s self indulgent nonsense. I have trouble calling it pretentious because it’s not. It’s like base-level Roman philosophy that chuds on the internet talk about and commentary on the “nature of empires” and it’s far too unsubtle and goofy to be called pretentious. It’s more just… silly? I don’t know. It’s…