ImJackBlack

ImJackBlack

I don’t actually watch these movies, I just give obscure films high ratings so my friends think I'm cool.

Favorite films

  • La Haine
  • White Men Can't Jump
  • 12 Angry Men
  • Lawrence of Arabia

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  • Snow White

  • The Pod Generation

    ★★½

  • Adolescence

    ★★★★½

  • 964 Pinocchio

    ★½

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  • Snow White

    Snow White

    I hated the way this looked, from the designs of the dwarves to the CGI in general it just has this awful feel to it and made it a really hard watch, the songs are very generic and forgettable, I only remember Gal Gadot’s song and that’s because it was particularly awful.

    Gal Gadot’s acting and singing were awful but that wasn't a surprise, Rachel Zegler wasn’t great either but I don't think she had a lot to work with…

  • The Pod Generation

    The Pod Generation

    ★★½

    I get what they were going for but it needed more consequence, they show the audience that everyone is obsessed with the artificial and that people have left nature behind but literally nothing bad happens because of it.

    “The babies can’t dream” oh fuck off it’s not great but that can’t be your big anti-artificial twist.

    Just watch Gattaca or read Brave New World, same concept done better.

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  • Adolescence

    Adolescence

    ★★★★½

    Netflix releasing one good thing a year to keep our subscriptions, and it’s working tbf.

  • 964 Pinocchio

    964 Pinocchio

    ★½

    The only logical conclusion you can draw from this is that all women are evil.

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