Favorite films

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  Things Heard & Seen 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  Wasn’t even a horror. Kinda confused the whole movie but may have just been the edible and a whole bottle of wine coming into play.

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  Moana 2 2024

  ★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  Maui with no tats is give Pete Davidson on SNL. I liked this but I needed more.

Popular reviews

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  Jack the Giant Slayer 2013

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Aug 2024

  Of course jack came out with the crown and not Izzy #sexist. I’d trade in that horse for Tandy please. Also why are there no woman giants??? #sexist. Why didn’t jack take heaps of that gold so he could then fix his leaky roof

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Jul 2024 1

  Nicolas Cage has escaped the cage. Also who the fuck would want a life sized doll of themselves for their birthday????

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