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  • Speak No Evil

    ★★½

  • Party Girl

    ★★★½

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★

  • Black Christmas

    ½

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  • Speak No Evil

    Speak No Evil

    ★★½

    Alright, would've been better if the trailers didn't tell you the entire twist and story.

    Too many red flags that this stupid ass dumb ass family didn't pay attention to.

  • Party Girl

    Party Girl

    ★★★½

    Nothing happens but vibes and falafel orders. A fierce diva who organizes records is a plot point, camp!

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    Bill Skarsgard is a 6'5 sexy rotting corpse and Lilly Rose Depp is munch munch crunch crunch chewing the scenes.

    Cinematography on next level, costume design makes me weak in the knees, this film ate chew and devoured. Was a bit slow at times but that's Eggars for you.

  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    ½

    This movie is the equivalent of getting castrated at Claire's the way it gets rid of any grit, fun, or interest that Black Christmas is known for. The remake is shit up the back bad, it attempts to vaguely make some sort of feminist take but falls flat and leaves you wondering if this movie loves or hates feminism, it's that bad.

    They have only off screen deaths and a lack of blood at all anywhere because the directors found…

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