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  The Piano Teacher 2001

  ★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  What the fuck

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  Spilling tea and turtles, what more could a girly want out of a movie 💅

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  Fish Tank 2009

  ★★ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  The film was decent, innit? I mean, she proper took a wazz on the floor and went and nicked a kid—bit mad, but fair play, girl, I clock you.

  (I used ChatGPT to translate my review)

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  Rookie of the Year 1993

  ★★★ Rewatched 17 Feb 2025

  Nothing like the baseball scene in Twilight but that’s alright.

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