Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Only Lovers Left Alive 2013

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  My Chemical Notes:

  - This is a perfect movie

  { 1080p sadboi rockstar vampire tom hiddleston on tilda swinton's tiny old caseless iphone filming himself from some distant camera while looking at her crunchy facetime on a crt }

  - Lord Byron mentioned 👻

  - Ratty rat ratking wig and Sebastian Stardew attitude

  - The environmentalism in this movie has a real Birdemic: Shock and Terror quality to it that’s indescribable but so very palpable

  { "so much for the…

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  Bride Wars 2009

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  A second bride has hit the wedding

Popular reviews

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Aug 2023

  Attack on turtle

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★ Watched 17 Jan 2025

  Hot take: kinda short?

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