God what I would do for smellorama to have actually taken off after this film.
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Nosferatu 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I know what you are.
Say it. Out loud.
VAMPIRE.
The large wheezing man removes his coat to reveal that he has in fact skipped leg day. Our fair maiden (weak Victorian child plagued by female hysteria) drapes herself along her bed, ready and waiting as he sits by the window night after night repeating his utter and eternal devotion, “pick me. Choose me. Love me.”Translated from by
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Terrifier 2016
This was unexpectedly really funny. Like silly goofy scary. Not sure if other people will be able to see past the gore but let a man hyper fixate goddamn (jk). TLDR a great Halloween watch and the main girl is so so beautiful. You would not survive him unless u also hacked ur hp and stamina but that’s what makes it comedic.
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Scarecrow in a Garden of Cucumbers 1972
Silly goofy and best of all queer. She’s literally just a girl looking for a man (or at least a roommate). Really funny and so awesome to see on a big screen after years of being lost.
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