300th Film Of The Year
This film is eight hours long. We watched it in one sitting. I don't really know what else to say. I don't know what people want me to say, let alone what I wanted myself to say. I wanted to give it 5 stars and say how it changed me. It didn't. It bored me to the extent of scratching my eczema and tearing at my hair. My eyes are fucked. Limbs aching. Attention span…
Watched In IMAX 1.43:1
15/70mm
Those aren't mountains...they're waves
I literally cannot describe how fucking crazy this was. The seats were shaking. This was the loudest and most visually overwhelming cinema experience of my life. After a year of website crashes and priority queues, I finally got to see this at the BFI IMAX (largest screen in the UK and absolutely something I am bragging about) nearly 12 months after I saw Oppenheimer here. The same things about the flickering…
When I was younger I'd read these fatass graphic novel MEGABOOKS called the Judge Dredd complete case files. My dad has every single one of them, and I grew up on files 1-11, which spanned DECADES of Judge Dredd stories. No superman, no spiderman. Judge Dredd. And....thank fuck I only read the black and white ones like OH MY GOD I REALLY READ THESE WHEN I WAS 8???
This adaptation goes for a much gritter angle on the very over…
meeting the russo brothers on the red carpet of Avengers: Secret Wars (2026) with four bricks of nitroglycerin up my ass
"the worst she can say is no" mfs when she says "I hate you more than Newman Purple LT"
Mickey Barnes, fighting until the very end...
People are treating Bong Joon-ho's eighth film like it's his second one, and it's pissing me off man. That being said, no it's not his best and I think a lot of it comes down to expectation. If you watched two of the trailers and thought this would be anything like P******* then I have no idea what to tell you bro 😭
It's the optimistic hero story that I expected, wanted and…
