Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Wild Robot 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Nov 2024

  Hope you brought a change of clothes… cuz your eyeballs are about to PISS tears

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  Tropic Thunder 2008

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Oct 2024

  I hope yall like hambuhgar meat…. Because that’s exactly what I’m bringing back and servin up in this WHIRRLLY BURDDD

  Directors cut or bust

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 05 Apr 2024 2

  Sooo let me get this straight…

  The Fremen conserve ALL body moisture without even letting a TEAR go to waste, but Timmy and Zendaya can do the hanky panky in a sand tent? 

  Also I’m never gonna hear the word “my darling” again the same after Austin Butlers little shop of bald horrors

  Still though, one of the most cinematic and beautifully shot movies I’ve ever seen haha

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  Inside Out 2 2024

  ★★ Watched 08 Jul 2024 1

  The fact that he’s wearing pouchy at the end EXPOSES Pouchy for what he really is -  a lil sack of a pervert who secretly likes being deepthroated by everybody’s hands

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