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Recent reviews

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  Die Hard 1988

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  they tried to make john mcclane a badass but he just gave secondhand embarrassment the whole movie and bruce willis spent the entire movie trying not to laugh. and despite all the complete nonsense it is definitely the best christmas movie.

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  Mystic River 2003

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  the real crime were jimmys sunglasses

Popular reviews

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  Carrie 1976

  ½ Watched 29 Dec 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2024

  we are a fucked species.

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