inevitableivy

inevitableivy

My reviews are so so subjective. Sorry

Favorite films

  • Good Omens
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

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  • Strange Darling

    ★★★½

  • Speak No Evil

    ★★★★

  • The Cutting Edge

    ★★★½

  • The Substance

    ★★★½

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  • Strange Darling

    Strange Darling

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Speak No Evil

    Speak No Evil

    ★★★★

    Got my palms SO sweaty and my heart beating so fast. Good LORD

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  • Good Omens

    Good Omens

    ★★★★★

    Logging this again before it (probably) gets taken off of this app since it’s about to not be a limited series anymore 🥹

    Apparently I have completely memorized the bandstand scene which is. So much fun. Why couldn’t I have memorized 1941 or their first meeting or some other scene that doesn’t make me want to stuff my fist into my mouth and scream

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    ★★★★★

    I got to see this in the theater for the 20th anniversary and it was absolutely amazing. I could hear the rest of the audience sniffling all throughout the last hour, which. Same. 

    Anyways yeah I don’t know what to say about this that I haven’t already said except that I would pay an exorbitant amount of money to see the first two movies in the theater. And then maybe the Hobbits (I love them, sue me).

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