Ryan

Ryan

we have henry ford to blame for all bad movies

Favorite films

  • Robots
  • Us
  • Let's Start a Cult
  • One Cut of the Dead

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  • Men in Black

    ★★★★★

  • Mulan

    ★★★★

  • Trap

    ½

  • Bambi

    ★★★½

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  • Men in Black

    Men in Black

    ★★★★★

    For an organization dedicated to hiding the presence of aliens, they dont seem to do it very well

  • Trap

    Trap

    ½

    So this man has lady raven tickets, multiple safe houses, a Spencer torture chamber all on a firefighter’s salary? #Ok

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  • Temple Grandin

    Temple Grandin

    ★★★★★

    i have GOT to get tested for autism

  • Bambi

    Bambi

    ★★★½

    That fuck ass baby really thinks he’s all that. Straight up wakes up post-partum injecting keratin into his brittle deer bones so he can get those luscious ass lashes. Trotting around like everything’s a fuckin game I was soooo close to saying something bruh im not gonna fight someone over something stupid but we can scrap rn if you want to yknow. Shit had me so heated watching him stumble on that ice pond like some fucking idiot like bro if you don’t protect your tribe rn. What Dick Cheney did to that old ass man on that quail hunt was terrible

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