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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Jan 2025

  I will now pen my review. Lily wasn't magnetic enough to make it work imo. Also this is simply a tale about a broke man from out of town making it his life's work to fuck your girl. God I hate men without jobs.

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  Barry Lyndon 1975

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  I honestly don't like these types of period pieces when they focus on men.

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  Elizabethtown 2005

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Jul 2024 1

  Sending a guy you like on a 22 hour road trip where you help him process his trauma through mix CDs and a scrapbook so you can date him.

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  Do Revenge 2022

  ★★ Watched 24 Sep 2022

  This is a genuine bad movie. A few good lines and moments. It's not funny enough, doesn't have enough heart, it feels like the aesthetic was the point.. I think this is mostly just boosted cause Maya is cool?? I dunno I love bad movies, I love pop music, I love emotional moments that a movie barely puts in the effort for but nah but nah bro. This is not it.

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