Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Citizen Kane 1941

  ★★ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  No way the mystery of his final words ended up being just an old man having a Alzheimer’s  moment while looking at a snow globe

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Jul 2023

  So as a fully grown adult man who didn’t grow up playing with Barbie dolls, I went into this movie expecting it to be a cheap cash grab designed to sell more toys and I don’t think I’ve ever been more wrong about a movie in my life. Anyone who says this movie is “man hating” or “too woke” is probably just being misogynistic, and could honestly benefit from giving it a chance.

  All that being said I really want that “I am Kenough” hoodie…

Popular reviews

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  Blade Runner 1982

  ½ Watched 22 Jul 2023

  3/4 of this movie is mind numbingly boring, the rest is either Harrison Ford killing innocent people, raping women, or narrating with the flattest tone imaginable

  If I could give it zero stars I would but I want it to be known that I purposely gave it this rating and didn’t just forget

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  Disenchanted 2022

  ★★ Watched 24 Dec 2022

  Some movies are all about commentary on classic tropes and changing up the format. This movie claims to subvert tropes while all it actually does is call out that they are tropes while having nothing to say about them.

  Also how did Disney manage to make the 2D segments of the movie look terrible???

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