Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Meet the Parents 2000

  ★½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  Worst porno ever made

Popular reviews

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  Morbius 2022

  ★★★★★ Added

  I FUCKING LOVE MORBIUS I SAW IT 7 TIMES FIRST MOVIE TO EVER SELL ONE SEXTILLION TICKETS AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 2 2022

  ★★½ Added

  I understand this film is made for ppl a lot younger than me but god damn everything about this from start to finish is predictable as fuck, literally mid-film I leaned over to my friend and said "Im guessing the end-credit scene is gonna have Shadow or Amy in it" and bam.

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