Krystal

Krystal

Favorite films

  • A Clockwork Orange
  • Napoleon Dynamite
  • Whiplash
  • The Truman Show

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  • Meet the Parents

    ★½

  • Nosferatu

  • Napoleon

    ★★★★

  • Bottoms

    ★★★★

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  • Meet the Parents

    Meet the Parents

    ★½

    I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    Worst porno ever made

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  • Morbius

    Morbius

    ★★★★★

    I FUCKING LOVE MORBIUS I SAW IT 7 TIMES FIRST MOVIE TO EVER SELL ONE SEXTILLION TICKETS AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    ★★½

    I understand this film is made for ppl a lot younger than me but god damn everything about this from start to finish is predictable as fuck, literally mid-film I leaned over to my friend and said "Im guessing the end-credit scene is gonna have Shadow or Amy in it" and bam.

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