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  Amsterdam 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Jun 2024

  Baller. The doctor dude reminds me of my chem teacher in this

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  The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) 2015

  ★★ Watched 01 Sep 2023

  you know the drill or not tbh this one’s not that scarring

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Aug 2023

  I’m him. Ken is me. 
  Left the theatre a changed man, I looked at the world with a staggering sense of opportunity like Ken did when he discovered The Patriarchy. I saw everything a little differently, no longer with an Oppenheimer lens, but with a barbie hue. I saw the truth. I am enlightened.

  And he’s just Ken. 

  5 stars.

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  Whiplash 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Aug 2023

  never playing any instrument to anything but a metronome ever again. I have a list of metronome bpms in my music playlist now. 
  Fr tho where the fuck did that folder go

  
  5 stars.

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