slow burner

slow burner

"as bent as the soviet sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it"

Favorite films

  • There Will Be Blood
  • Love Lies Bleeding
  • Psycho
  • The Handmaiden

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  • Jurassic Park

  • Fanatyk

  • Straight Outta Compton

  • Parasite

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  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid

    first 40 min felt like a gruelling depiction of how a highly anxious person’s mind analyses the world around them. everything can and will go wrong. just the thought of leaving the house or having to call someone can somehow spiral into the worst case scenario - death. it’s completely unnerving and i loved it. then the film carried on and i just wanted it to end. felt like i was watching someone get waterboarded for 2 hours straight

  • Carry-On

    Carry-On

    only agreed to watch this for jason bateman

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  • People Just Do Nothing: Big in Japan

    People Just Do Nothing: Big in Japan

    ★★★

    taka, suck yourself you dusty little yute

  • Sexmission

    Sexmission

    ½

    did every polish child accidentally watch this and regret it deeply or was it just me

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