Jonathan

Jonathan

Favorite films

  • Perfect Days
  • The Blues Brothers
  • Whisper of the Heart
  • The Descendants

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  • Snow White

    ★★½

  • Novocaine

    ★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★½

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★

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  • Snow White

    Snow White

    ★★½

    Please, show mercy.

    Yeah, okay, sure.

    Rachel Zegler gives her heart and soul, so talented, so committed. Everyone made it sound like Gal Gadot gave a horrific performance, I found it to be a fine, whatever sort of endeavor.

    Whenever someone is singing, the movie isn't so bad. It can even be awesome. When they're talking, it's much worse. Awkward, dull, sappy, expository, slow, empty, jumbled. Those could be seven new characters right there.

    I love Snow White. The 1937…

  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★½

    At least it's not a stick shift, am I right?

    Novocaine brings some enjoyment, though it does feel somewhat empty along the way, like it's always missing something.

    The dialogue can be really stale, cheesy, and straight-up bad. The charming & capable actors try to breathe life into their words, but the script is unavoidably painful at times. A couple of the jokes worked. A few of the conversations between two characters seem extra silent and bare, with no sound design…

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★

    I barely even know you!

    I'm torn, because I want to see more 2D animation on the big screen, I love Looney Tunes, and this is a great concept on paper.

    Unfortunately, the finished product is mostly an unpleasant fever dream.

    While frenetic, The Day the Earth Blew Up also manages to get tired and worn out quite fast, beating its gags into the ground until there's nothing left.

    When the animation isn't trying to gross you out, it's stunning.…

  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★

    I would do anything for you.

    Damn, that was so sleek, that was slick. Everyone is somehow so hot being all sneaky & shit, but no one was hotter than Marisa Abela — Fassbender, too. The saddest part of the whole movie is near the end when we find out his character invited everyone to dinner but didn't cook a fine ass meal like he did at the beginning. Great score.

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