Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

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  Very tense. All these guys sucked to have to talk to. Really great movie.

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  Saturday Night 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  The “90 minutes in real time” format of the movie was so fun to watch. Lots of long scenes moving throughout the studio space they’re in felt so immersive and really sold the chaos of the moment to me. It’s richly claustrophobic. Claustrophilic? It’s good!

  I just want to know more behind everything tho. I want so much more time with these characters and the story of everything and everyone.

  And oomf was right when he said it’s like running a smash regional. Everything goes wrong, but the show must go on.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  I give it 2 Big Booms. Not all that funny or interesting for how much gore it felt the need to show me. The monkey itself was funny and creepy tho. What the monkey causes to happen, eh.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  I didn’t know I could be in distress for that long.

  AND IT SOMEHOW KEPT GETTING WORSE.

  5/5 very good movie would watch again if I wanted peel my skin off without doing harm to myself (positive).

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