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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Feb 2025

  Some of you made it sound like I was gonna watch Nosferatu eat box but he in fact did not. Lily rose depp you may be a nepo baby but god damn it if you didn’t earn this role, actually my favourite part of the whole film.

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Feb 2025

  Had no idea what I was expecting but it did in fact blow my mind. I never thought I’d be so gripped by the drama and inner workings of the Catholic Church but it really had me the entire time

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ½ Watched 13 Aug 2024

  Soundtrack was its only redeeming factor, I cannot get the time back and it’s my biggest regret

  Edit: I feel like I actually need to be clear on what did not work, it's been eating at me for like all week.
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  The Creator 2023

  ½ Watched 27 Oct 2023

  This is maybe the most fucking dreadful sci-fi film I’ve seen ever, this has to be the level of disappointment people felt at the phantom menace when that came out. The anticipation that was building leading up to this film was palpable for me, so when I was served a half baked action film with a sci-fi filter you can imagine my complete disdain and disappointment. Literally ass

  Edit: I've just been thinking about this film so much lately, I…

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